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英文简历中的常见错误

  致命的大错

  'Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.'

  'Qualifications: No education or experience.'

  'I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.'

  'My compensation should be at least equal to my age.'

  'Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.'

  'Fired because I fought for lower pay.'

  'Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5' .

  ' 'Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.'

  'Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.'

  'Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately.'

  打字错误与语法错误

  'Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.'

  'Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.'

  'I am a rabid typist.'

  'Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.'

  'After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.'

  'Accounting cleric.'

  'As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.'

  'Suspected to graduate early next year.'

  'Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.'

  'Proven ability to track down and correct erors.'

  'Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.'

  'Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.'

  'Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.'

  不应有的幽默

  'Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.'

  'Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.' (Translation: Short-order cook.)

  'But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.'

  'I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.'

  'My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular.'

  'Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series.'

  'Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.'

  'Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.'

  'Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience.'

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